no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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