I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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