he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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