What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
Randomize
