I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
The air taste purple.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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