i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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