Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
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