the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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