margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
It's no shave November. This is our time.
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