So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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