its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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