ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
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