I bet he comes in French.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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