He is such a slut. More and more my type.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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