That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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