When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
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