Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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