He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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