I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Randomize
