I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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