i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
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