She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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