Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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