Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
then he tried to convert me to islam
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
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