DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
The Olympian is in my bed
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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