I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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