i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
She's the barista slut.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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