UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
There are leaves in my underwear?
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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