He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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