Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
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