she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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