i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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