Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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