I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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