told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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