There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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