Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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