She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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