she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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