if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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