I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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