can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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