I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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