Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize
