is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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