I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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