I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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