when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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