If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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