just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Randomize
