weddingsv make me drug and hornr
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
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