i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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