Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
How does it feel to date your dad?
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
