The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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