I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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